10 things NOT to do when you are bored.

...write a blog post... lol jk

So here is my list of 10 things to avoid doing when you are bored. and please don't take my sarcasm too seriously... :)
DON'T:

1.Tell your mom.... She will undoubtedly find much worse things for you to do than sit at your computer and waste time..
2. Get on Facebook and tell everyone you're bored. (becuz letting everyone on your friend list know that you are a loser with nothing to do is not going to help.):)
3.Text your friends and say "I'm bored.." I mean..what are they supposed to do? tell you a story??
4. Prank call people. Basically the only person who enjoys this is you, and maybe a few of your friends.
YOU:"Hey, this is Frigidaire calling about your warranty. Is your fridge running?"
THEM: "If you tell me to go catch it man, Your face is gonna catch it!!!!!! and if your gonna prank call someone come up with something original!!! Don't call me again!"
5. Try to do parkour on your backyard swingset. *Bartok voice* "Sir, this can only end in blood and tears..."
6.Ghost people at the mall. Where you walk behind someone so close that they can't see you. I mean...it's funny, but it's also a good way to get kicked out of the mall..
7. Blow things up in the microwave. i.e marshmallows,eggs,potatoes,forks(unless it's 4th of July),iodine etc....and no...I don't know from experience..why do you ask??? :P
8. Make a youtube video. Nuff said. Look up "Where's the Chapstick?" for further explanation...
9. Try to make food from scratch. "Mom! isn't ginger a substitute for cinnamon??" umm no it's not... Ginger goes on chicken you moron...have fun eating those cookies..
10. and least but definitely not last,...well actually I didn't come up with a last one... I got bored with it...